There's a homeless guy in Colorado who has posted a bunch of videos on youtube.com, most of which are about how to survive homelessness.
In one very entertaining and informative vlog posting, he instructs his viewers to absolutely stay away from other homeless people; he says, rather explosively into the camera: "FUCK OTHER HOMELESS PEOPLE!"
I have taken this advice to heart and it has served me very well so far.
Early this morning, as I was walking along Santa Monica Boulevard, I spotted one of the worst of the homeless about a block ahead, walking toward me. I can spot these demonic homeless bums a mile away: their distinctive walk, filthy clothes and blanket slung over one shoulder, and talking/shouting to himself/herself--usually laced with choice obscenities.
These demonic bums love to start saying shit out loud to me just as we pass one another on the street; it's obviously meant to provoke me.
But this morning, I lost it with this possessed asshole from Hell. I crossed the street to the other side to avoid interacting with him but, just as I passed him across the street, he starts in with the provocative loud shit, directed clearly at me (there was no one else around at that early hour of the morning).
So I yelled at him to shut the Hell up and to go fuck himself. "GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU DEMON FROM HELL!" I yelled. This started a very lively and spirited exchange of "FUCK YOU!" shouts at each other from opposite sides of the street. I started walking towards him, but he kept walking in the opposite direction, shouting "FUCK YOU!" back at me.
I am losing my patience with these bastards--they are EVERYWHERE, all over Los Angeles and Santa Monica.
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